soles

You Know What'd be Awesome?

rubber soles that perfectly match the shape and contours of your feet that you can attach or stick on. This product givestotal protection and absolute feeling of being barefooted. there are many materials to chose from, colours and different types of grip to match the activity. and the materials must also be flexible so it moves when your toes move.

Why bother with thongs when you can just...

'tack on some souls'

that's the marketing line with sole spelt as soul. there's lots of the foot-shaped vibrams and copies these days. this is the next step. plus there's a push for barefoot running because it's natural.

New Idea for a website

Okay, was getting out of the car tonight in the pissing rain and looked at the electrician truck across the road and the jungle that is my front yard and I thought to myself "You know what'd be awesome?"

to which my answer was simply

www.anyoneknowagood.com.au

you'd create an account? i dunno maybe sign in with FB creds then it'd be a way to ask people if "anyone knows a good ?" and your peers/friends etc would recommend their friend of friends that's a good

you could list all manner of professions.

Phone Projector

Tonight I was watching the ad for the new Motorola Razr phone and thought to myself "You know what would be awesome?" they make a HD projector built into a phone, so you can shoot onto a wall, would be handy for presentations or showing movies to friends.

i still want my electric razor phone too.

Speed Wipers

You Know What'd Be Awesome?

Wipers that keep up with the speed of the car. Similar to the automatic volume control in the Polo which increases the faster you go, so should wipers the faster you drive. They say you get wetter running than walking so it means the windshield also meets more rain.

"disability stickers"

I don't understand how you could qualify as a disabled person just by being a fat-ass.

Why do we reward the fatties by giving them a sticker that allows them to park as close as possible to their destination with no penalty or payment required?

You know what'd be awesome, the morbidly obese have a different sticker, which allows them free parking for 5 hours only at a time (9-5 mon-fri) in a dedicated zone no closer than 1km from their place of employment or at shopping centres etc, this would force them to walk at least 4km per day (no mobility scooters or courtesy buses allowed), any failure to comply with these rules incurs a $250 fine.

the disabled parking requirements would significantly reduce.

ooooh it really gets on my nerves people changing the rules to suit certain people, I believe Alcoholism, Obesity, Bulima and Annorexia are NOT diseases!

automatic organ donation scheme

You know what'd be awesome? Every person convicted of a crime that results in a one-year jail sentence or more automatically goes into the organ donor scheme forever and uncontestable even by their families when they die.

Virtual Whores

I am socialising iPads for use at work and after talking to an extremely 'active' guy at work I figured out that you could more than likely operate your iPad with your penis.

So, you know what would be awesome, an app that looked like a bookshelf but on that bookshelf were different types of women, black, white, asian, indian etc, you'd select the one that you want and it would come into view, you could play with little bits and pieces for foreplay and using the pinch method you could zoom in to the snatch shot and then the guys could virtually have sex with the woman of their choice.

How much money would that make us?

If only apple store would allow us to sell it.