Virtual Whores

I am socialising iPads for use at work and after talking to an extremely 'active' guy at work I figured out that you could more than likely operate your iPad with your penis.

So, you know what would be awesome, an app that looked like a bookshelf but on that bookshelf were different types of women, black, white, asian, indian etc, you'd select the one that you want and it would come into view, you could play with little bits and pieces for foreplay and using the pinch method you could zoom in to the snatch shot and then the guys could virtually have sex with the woman of their choice.

How much money would that make us?

If only apple store would allow us to sell it.

Phone app for cops & cameras

I was thinking the other night it would be really awesome if there was an app for your phone that picked up on the frequency of cop cars and mobile cameras in car radio and pinpointed them on a map around where you are just in case you were doing something you shouldnt be.

website ideas?

You know what'd be awesome? If these were up and running and I owned them;

okay, here's some ideas i've had about websites which don't exist as yet;

www.comegetme.com.au or www.headhuntme.com.au
basically a repository where you would fill out you employment details/history and what you'd be after if somebody wanted to headhunt you, then, employers could headhunt who they want, when they want before advertising. I know LinkedIn is sort of like this but my site would be more about jobs than networking.

www.rennov8.com.au or www.irennov8.com.au or www.idiy.com.au
a place where you could list all suppliers, renters, links etc to do with home rennovation, tips and tricks, sort of similar to POID where members would submit reviews of products etc.

sleep pill

Another one we'd talked about...

Went to bed really late last night and got up really early to go to the TAB. Felt really tired the whole day which i'd spent in a workshop. You Know What'd Be Awesome in this case? an 8-hour sleep pill. Each pill is the equivalent of a full night's sleep, complete with dreams.

Toilet foot pedal

you know what it's like when you live with women and they go mental if we leave the toilet seat up?

well, You Know What'd Be Awesome?

A foot pedal, similar to those used on the flip top garbage bins that lifts the lid and seat up so you can take a piss and when you take your foot off it it releases the seat and it returns to it's original settting.

I can't believe you can't buy one already? i'd buy one.

add-ons

Ever since the Nokia 3210 came onto the market back in the late 90s I have thought, "You Know What'd Be Awesome?" If they released add-ons or plugins for mobiles.

My first thought was an electric razor add on.

a balancing tonic

These days you can get a drink to counter how you feel. If you're down, there's coffee or energy drinks. If you want to relax, you can drink tea, hot chocolate, or maybe sumthin alcoholic. There really isn't anything special to drink if you're feeling fine, other than any kinda liquid for the sake of quenching your thirst, but really, what's the point and where's the fun in that. So you Know What'd Be Awesome?

A drink that's 50% caffeine/guarana and 50% kava. It'll be the drink of choice for normal people who'd want the momentary buzz of a stimulant, then immediately countered by a relaxant. After your thirst is quenced, you'd feel normal! And it'll be extra awesome if you can get it on tap.