Friday, January 7, 2011

"disability stickers"

I don't understand how you could qualify as a disabled person just by being a fat-ass.

Why do we reward the fatties by giving them a sticker that allows them to park as close as possible to their destination with no penalty or payment required?

You know what'd be awesome, the morbidly obese have a different sticker, which allows them free parking for 5 hours only at a time (9-5 mon-fri) in a dedicated zone no closer than 1km from their place of employment or at shopping centres etc, this would force them to walk at least 4km per day (no mobility scooters or courtesy buses allowed), any failure to comply with these rules incurs a $250 fine.

the disabled parking requirements would significantly reduce.

ooooh it really gets on my nerves people changing the rules to suit certain people, I believe Alcoholism, Obesity, Bulima and Annorexia are NOT diseases!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

automatic organ donation scheme

You know what'd be awesome? Every person convicted of a crime that results in a one-year jail sentence or more automatically goes into the organ donor scheme forever and uncontestable even by their families when they die.